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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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Straight White Boy Problem #207

straightwhiteboyproblems:

i went out to get ice cream with a couple of my friends and my friend bought us all ice cream and she got a huge cup of ice cream for one of my bros and i watched her put a dime in the cup and she covered it up with ice cream. i was like “what” but she told me to be quiet and she gave the cup to my friend and he ate the whole cup of ice cream. he ate a dime. how….do you not know….that you ate a dime

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warmpastry:

holy fucking shit